I love the haiku as a form of poetry, mostly because it is short and I don’t usually have the time other forms of poetry require.  As my poetry section has been a little sparse, I decided to create this running archive of all my haikus I post on Twitter.  If you want to follow them, just follow me on Twitter and look for #haiku and #twaiku hashtags.

A storm is coming ~ In awe of its majesty ~ I pedal faster #haiku #twaiku

-@Yaholo (Christian Mystic), 14-6-2010 10:19:12

Think if trees could talk - Ponder the things they would say - Yeah... that would be weird - #Twaiku by Yaholo

-@Yaholo (Christian Mystic), 8-7-2009 05:47:24

Another Monday - From sacred to secular - Messes with my head - #Twaiku by Yaholo

-@Yaholo (Christian Mystic), 6-7-2009 18:25:10

Look around, my son - See the world is changing - We know not the end - #Twaiku by Yaholo

-@Yaholo (Christian Mystic), 3-7-2009 00:19:10

Obscure jazz playing - Women discussing Oprah - Yep, I'm at Starbucks - Twaiku by Yaholo

-@Yaholo (Christian Mystic), 24-6-2009 19:11:40

The sun is glaring - The air is thick and humid - Milk shake now just milk - Twaiku by Yaholo

-@Yaholo (Christian Mystic), 23-6-2009 17:21:44

Focus is so hard - The mind wanders easily - New iPhone out soon ---- Twaiku by Yaholo

-@Yaholo (Christian Mystic), 5-6-2009 19:03:44

Sitting in the grass - Little ants explore my toes - I hope they don't smell - ----- Twaiku by Yaholo

-@Yaholo (Christian Mystic), 23-5-2009 21:41:29

The gods are angry!
Oh, what have we done?
Our doom is coming!
There’s nowhere to run!

We sacrificed every virgin, on an altar so high.
Yet the dark clouds are still building, we are going to die.

We killed all the outsiders, who wandered into our tribe.
Yet the earth is still rumbling, the gods rejected our bribe.

We hung all the prophets, and burned all the books in fire.
Yet the volcano still rages, our future still dire.

We locked up the criminals, and punished all the sinners.
Yet the crops are still barren, we remain the offenders.

We spent all of our gold, building temples and tall statues.
Yet our people are starving, our people the gods abuse.

We conquered the heathens, only our righteous tribe remains.
Yet our flesh is still boiling, there is no rest from our pain.

The gods are angry!
Oh, what have we done?

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Oh little gnat on my glasses
How your guts are like molasses

I was out biking fast and free
Suddenly, a black dot I see

I blew at you to go away
Then shook my lens, and yet you stay

You had your chance, yet you linger
So I flicked you with my finger

Now I find to my great distress
You left behind a sticky mess

Oh little gnat on my glasses
How your guts are like molasses

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Swimming, Swimming in the sea
Daddy, Daddy, look at me

Look! I dove into the lake
Well, very small steps I take

The fish don’t scare me, not at all
My knees are shaking so I might fall

I love to float upon the water
Everyone is my size smaller

Daddy, now I found something fun
So don’t just lie there in the sun

Come out with me into the sea
Find a nice warm spot and pee

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The open window whispers with curtain weeping
While I leave my bed
A house cat prowls upon the carpet creeping
Startled, I hit my head
Floor boards moan braking my soft socks sneaking
I tiptoe downstairs
And to the quiet kitchen I go a seeking
My toe hits the chair
For my stomach is pour and creaking
It growls to complain
Into the fridge, is where my eyes are peeking
through meat loaf and champaign
Alas, my leftover pizza has started reeking

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