Squish | Practical Christian Mysticism

Jun 10 2008

Squish

Published by Yaholo at 6:19 pm under Poetry, Poetry - Funny

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Oh little gnat on my glasses
How your guts are like molasses

I was out biking fast and free
Suddenly, a black dot I see

I blew at you to go away
Then shook my lens, and yet you stay

You had your chance, yet you linger
So I flicked you with my finger

Now I find to my great distress
You left behind a sticky mess

Oh little gnat on my glasses
How your guts are like molasses

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yaholo: ya-hol-o [yah-hole-oh]
noun
a Native American name meaning "One Who Yells"...

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